why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Punching a baby

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* anti-punchline

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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