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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Caolan and Eamon

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't