- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Knock knock Shut up

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Yanter, Look it up

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris Dies.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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