Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

A man walks into a vagina

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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