What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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kesha is a virgin.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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