GONNA

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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oh hai

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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A man walks into a vagina

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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