- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Sex education in Texas.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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