Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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