How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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poopy is poopy

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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