- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

But who would want to sell us out and why?

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

The NBA and womens sports

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Where's my tractor?

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