Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Where's my tractor?

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Sex vagina. lol.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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