What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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your no better than a cockroach

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Basically

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What's two plus two? Window

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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