- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

WHAT????

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

its funny cuz i laughed!

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

You

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Don't believe in Atheists.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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