- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Just found out that it doesn't work.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

What do I hate? people

dat shoe shine tho

DEATH.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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