What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

where's mom I killed her

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Womans baksetball...

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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