- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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