What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Justin Bieber

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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