poopy is poopy

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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I'm Coming

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hey, my names mark.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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a ab

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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