- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

I am very humble.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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