Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Lil Wayne

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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A French man gets into a fight

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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