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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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