- Anti Joke

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

race-car = rac-ecar