- Anti Joke

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Ain't idn't a word.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything