- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Two guys walk into a bar.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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