i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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a blind man walks into a wall

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Bitch

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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