- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

One day a man walked into a wall

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

your mom is so stupid she got raped

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