- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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