Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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wanna here a joke? you.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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