there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Who is big and stupid My brother

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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