- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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