Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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