- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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