A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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British Dentistry

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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