What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Poop!!

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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