Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Who is John Galt?

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

69

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

whats worse than school? Summer school

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

The WNBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...