What can hitler cook well Steak

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Anti Joke

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