- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Your wife died during the delivery.

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