What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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