- Anti Joke

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.