- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

A man makes a sandwich.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

all jokes aside...

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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