Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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pull my finger (farts)

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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