- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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