- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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