- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

How High is a Chinese man

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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