Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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