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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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