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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Caolan and Eamon

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

WEED!

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

womens rights.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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