- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Justin Bieber.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Racial equality.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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