- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

why dont they make black forks

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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