ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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jibby jobby

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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